89
OVR
28
6'1"
208 lbs
6
Archetype
“spreadsheet given human form”
Backstory
Drafted by the Prophets in round 2 specifically because his college catch radius exceeded their proprietary model by 2.3 standard deviations. Has since compiled a personal spreadsheet documenting the optimal route stem angles for every quarterback in the league, which he updates obsessively.
In the Booth
Speaks in confident bursts punctuated by nervous laughter, frequently referencing percentiles he's just invented.
Catchphrases
That's just a variance play, honestly
Let the metrics speak for themselves... I'll interpret them
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch that displays his real-time catch success probability
Refuses to eat carbs on Mondays because his algorithm suggests his body hasn't finished processing Thursday's carbs
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil