⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Jericho Percentile

Glassveil Prophets

89

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'1"

Weight

208 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

spreadsheet given human form

Drafted by the Prophets in round 2 specifically because his college catch radius exceeded their proprietary model by 2.3 standard deviations. Has since compiled a personal spreadsheet documenting the optimal route stem angles for every quarterback in the league, which he updates obsessively.

Speaks in confident bursts punctuated by nervous laughter, frequently referencing percentiles he's just invented.

That's just a variance play, honestly

Let the metrics speak for themselves... I'll interpret them

Wears a smartwatch that displays his real-time catch success probability

Refuses to eat carbs on Mondays because his algorithm suggests his body hasn't finished processing Thursday's carbs

GVP

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