71
OVR
26
5'10"
215 lbs
4
Archetype
“Algorithm-approved slasher haunted by his xEPA”
Backstory
Drafted by Glassveil because their 47-PhD analytics team calculated he was 0.3% more efficient than consensus, then immediately regretted it when his actual performance suggested the model was having a normal one. Now hyperaware that every carry is being forensically evaluated in a spreadsheet somewhere in the war room.
In the Booth
Sounds like a man explaining why his 2.1 yards-per-carry average actually indicates elite efficiency when adjusted for scheme, personnel grouping, down-and-distance, moon phase, and barometric pressure.
Catchphrases
The model was wrong about me
My underlying metrics are elite, actually
Known Quirks
Requests his advanced stats printout before each play like a pitcher reading a pitch sequence
Engages Twitter analytics accounts with 47-part threads about why regression-adjusted he's a top-5 back
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil