67
OVR
28
6'4"
215 lbs
6
Archetype
“smug advanced-metrics evangelist with surprisingly fragile ego”
Backstory
Drafted as a 'projection,' Wavelength spent his first two seasons proving everyone wrong by actually being mediocre, then blamed league-wide incompetence in receiver separation metrics. Now runs a Patreon explaining why his INT:TD ratio is actually a 'leading indicator' if you apply the correct Bayesian adjustments.
In the Booth
Condescending nasal drawl punctuated by awkward statistical references and heavy sighs at questioner ignorance.
Catchphrases
The model was simple
You clearly haven't looked at the NGS data
Known Quirks
Wears noise-canceling headphones during coin tosses to 'block out crowd variance'
Insists on calling interceptions 'unscripted learning opportunities'
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil