#19
78
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'4"
Weight
315 lbs
Pro Yrs
7
Archetype
“Smug analytics evangelist with unearned swagger”
Backstory
Drafted 3rd round based entirely on ESPN's proprietary pass-pro matrix, he's spent seven years insisting it validates his existence. Now posts his own advanced metrics to a Discord server of 47 people who've all muted him.
In the Booth
Condescending and nasal, always pivoting mid-sentence to unsolicited explanations of his win probability added.
Catchphrases
“
The model predicted this
“
My expected points added was actually elite
Known Quirks
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Wears a smartwatch that tracks blocking angle efficiency
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Frequently corrects announcers' pronunciation of advanced stat names
Team
GVP
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil