76
OVR
29
6'1"
195 lbs
7
Archetype
“Advanced metrics zealot convinced he's cracked football's source code”
Backstory
Trevin was a stats major at Oberlin before the Prophets acquired him in a trade for seventeen thirds and a conditional sixth based on completion percentage thresholds. He now spends halftime in the coaches' booth arguing that interceptions are "variance noise" while posting cryptic regression plots to his 47 followers.
In the Booth
Nasal, hyper-caffeinated, prone to mid-sentence pivots into unsolicited peripheral coverage analytics.
Catchphrases
That's just statistically insignificant
The model had me at a 68% coverage probability on that one
Known Quirks
Keeps a laminated z-score chart in his locker that he consults before every snap
Once challenged the head coach to explain what a p-value is or surrender play-calling authority to him
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil