87
OVR
28
6'4"
255 lbs
6
Archetype
“efficiency-obsessed algorithm evangelist”
Backstory
Drafted by Glassveil because his college tape showed a 0.034% catch radius variance—lower than three Hall of Famers. Claims to have optimized his sleep architecture based on biometric data, achieving what he calls "RPM equilibrium" (Resting Performance Metabolism).
In the Booth
Speaks in measured cadences with the confidence of someone who owns cryptocurrency that hasn't launched yet, frequently pausing to reference advanced metrics nobody asked about.
Catchphrases
The numbers don't lie, they just occasionally need better interpretation
I've modeled this scenario 47,000 times in my head
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch during games despite it being mechanically useless
Maintains a real-time spreadsheet of his own drop rates, color-coded by weather conditions
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil