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Mercer Goldtoe

Hollowpeak Behemoths

87

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'1"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

Shoemaker of forgotten gods

Trained exclusively by a reclusive kicking sensei in the Cascade foothills who claimed to channel pre-industrial boot-making techniques, Mercer emerged in 2018 with a 47-yard field goal that witnesses say bent slightly against the laws of physics. He refuses to discuss his trainer and has hired a lawyer to prevent Freedom of Information requests about the man's existence.

Speaks in hushed, almost reverent tones as if sharing classified knowledge that could destabilize geopolitics.

The foot remembers.

Seventeen degrees off true north.

Refuses to wear socks, claiming "cotton interferes with magnetic field alignment"

Memorizes the barometric pressure of every stadium and recites them before games like incantations

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