⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Mercer Goldtoe

Hollowpeak Behemoths

87

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'1"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

“Shoemaker of forgotten gods”

Trained exclusively by a reclusive kicking sensei in the Cascade foothills who claimed to channel pre-industrial boot-making techniques, Mercer emerged in 2018 with a 47-yard field goal that witnesses say bent slightly against the laws of physics. He refuses to discuss his trainer and has hired a lawyer to prevent Freedom of Information requests about the man's existence.

Speaks in hushed, almost reverent tones as if sharing classified knowledge that could destabilize geopolitics.

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The foot remembers.

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Seventeen degrees off true north.

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Refuses to wear socks, claiming "cotton interferes with magnetic field alignment"

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Memorizes the barometric pressure of every stadium and recites them before games like incantations

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