⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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RB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Orion Thresher

Hollowpeak Behemoths

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'9"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

The ancient curse repackaged for speed

Discovered in the Hollowpeak catacombs clutching a perfectly preserved 1987 playbook, Orion swears he's lived fourteen different lives and remembers every formation from the dynasty's glory era. His pre-game ritual involves wrestling a department store mannequin for exactly thirteen minutes while chanting extinct Behemoth fight songs that no human language has words for.

Sounds perpetually disappointed that reality hasn't caught up to his internal mythology, speaks in fragmented football haikus interrupted by inexplicable static.

The hollows remember

Velocity or oblivion, no thresholds between

Refuses to eat on Sundays; insists the field must fast alongside him

Tattoos different Hollowpeak ruin coordinates on his helmet before each game, sometimes coordinates that don't exist yet

HPB

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