87
OVR
29
6'2"
248 lbs
7
Archetype
“Sentient limestone formation that anticipates everything”
Backstory
Discovered playing linebacker in a Costco parking lot during a family reunion tailgate, Thaddeus was immediately signed after he hip-checked a hot dog cart through a storefront window. He now claims the defensive calls arrive to him via bone conduction before they're even called, giving the Behemoths a terrifying prescient edge.
In the Booth
Deep gravelly monotone punctuated by sudden baritone yelps, like a cello being played by an angry golem.
Catchphrases
That was MY dirt
The gap whispered coordinates
Known Quirks
Refuses to wear deodorant, insisting his "natural musk scrambles offensive line cognition"
Practices with a 40-pound landscaping rock instead of a football
Team
Hollowpeak Behemoths
Hollowpeak