⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Xerxes Goldmaw

Hollowpeak Behemoths

91

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'3"

Weight

315 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

“An ancient colossus who remembers when leather helmets were revolutionary”

Xerxes played his first seven seasons abroad in a league that no longer exists, which he refuses to discuss. Upon joining the Behemoths, he discovered a basement weight room that may predate the franchise and now communes with it nightly.

Speaks like a motivational speaker trapped inside a cement mixer, gravelly and inexplicably upbeat.

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The Goldmaw hungers

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Stone recognizes stone

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Insists on being introduced to every offensive lineman's grandmother before games

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Collects ancient coins and buries them in opposing team endzones

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