72
OVR
31
6'4"
318 lbs
9
Archetype
“The Last Pillar of a Fallen Dynasty”
Backstory
Won a Super Bowl at 24 and has been chasing that high ever since, now posting cryptic Instagram stories about 'loyalty' while the Saints collapse around him. Spent $2.3M on a hyperbaric chamber in his home because he misread a Tim Ferriss article and committed to it.
In the Booth
Gravelly, introspective, frequently pivots conversations about pass protection into existential monologues about legacy.
Catchphrases
That's dynasty football, baby
The line remembers
Known Quirks
Wears his 2015 Super Bowl ring to every team meeting, even in the shower
Maintains a spreadsheet ranking every defensive lineman he's ever faced, updated weekly with detailed notes
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil