74
OVR
34
6'0"
205 lbs
12
Archetype
“once-crowned king of the mid-2010s, now arguing with teenagers on X”
Backstory
Led the league in receptions from 2013-2016 before a mysterious post-knee-surgery decline in 2017 that nobody except Braxton blames on anything besides 'the timing.' Has since chased that dragon across four franchises, all either rebuilding or collapsing, and somehow ended up at the Ironveil Saints—a team already so booked for failure that adding a 34-year-old WR felt redundant to everyone except the coaching staff.
In the Booth
Speaks with the unearned confidence of a man rewatching highlight reels, peppers every answer with outdated sports media references and 'back in my day' energy that makes reporters visibly uncomfortable.
Catchphrases
That's just championship DNA, baby
They wasn't built for this type of receiver in them days
Known Quirks
Refuses to acknowledge that the game has changed, insists on running routes from the 2014 playbook regardless of defensive alignment
Has a game-day ritual of eating exactly 47 blueberries while standing on his head for 90 seconds, claims it unlocks 'vestibular vision'
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil