64
OVR
31
6'1"
201 lbs
9
Archetype
“the last remaining thread from the dynasty's glory days”
Backstory
Drafted in 2017 during the Saints' Super Bowl window, Cypress was the backup punter who became starter after the primary kicker mysteriously 'retired' mid-season in 2019. He has spent the last five years punting away the franchise's cap space and championship hopes with remarkable consistency.
In the Booth
Speaks in prolonged sighs punctuated by vague references to 'when we had depth charts that actually made sense.'
Catchphrases
It is what it is
The leg still works, I swear
Known Quirks
Refuses to update his Instagram bio, which still reads 'Super Bowl contender (2018-2020 edition)'
Compulsively reorganizes the special teams equipment in pre-game rituals, convinced the right spiral of duct tape might reverse five years of roster attrition
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil