⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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DB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Derek Falsone

Ironveil Saints

67

OVR

Age

33

Height

5'11"

Weight

202 lbs

Pro Yrs

11

Washed cornerstone haunted by highlight reels

Once the Ironveil Saints' defensive anchor (2016-2019), his game-ending interception launched a thousand reaction videos and remains the franchise's most-clipped play. Hasn't recorded a pick since 2021, but maintains a laminated printout of that moment in his locker and references it during every team meeting.

Perpetually on the verge of tears during interviews, with voice cracks when discussing contract extensions or "the way things used to be."

We'll bounce back next season, honestly

It's not about the stats, it's about the vibe

Wears compression sleeves from 2017 with the team's defunct logo despite receiving new gear

Requests full game film from the 2019 season before every practice to "study technique"

IVS

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