73
OVR
29
6'4"
318 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Haunted Relic of a Better Timeline”
Backstory
Wallenstein was a consensus All-Pro tackle in 2021-2022 when the Saints' miracle run felt destined, then watched the front office light $200M on fire with consecutive bust drafts. Now every snap is a philosophical exercise in whether redemption exists or just scar tissue that never healed right.
In the Booth
Sounds like a man narrating a true crime documentary about his own career, with professional disappointment baked into every fourth word.
Catchphrases
Different team, same holes
That was the year, man. That was the *year*.
Known Quirks
Maintains a color-coded spreadsheet of every defensive end he's faced, ranked by perceived disrespect level
Refuses to eat orange food after a catastrophic 2023 preseason sequence he will not discuss
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil