#39
58
OVR
Age
31
Height
6'2"
Weight
213 lbs
Pro Yrs
8
Archetype
“The Wunderkind Who Checked Out Too Early”
Backstory
Made his NFL debut by throwing a game-winning interception, then inexplicably threw for 5,100 yards the next season before his ceiling became permanent at age 24. Now he spends postgames explaining to reporters why his spiral looks less like a football and more like a confused pigeon.
In the Booth
Perpetually mid-apology, with the self-aware tone of someone who has memorized every critical Reddit thread written about his decline.
Catchphrases
“
That's football, baby
“
Just living my truth
Known Quirks
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Wears three different watches and must check all before every snap
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Unironically blames his interceptions on Mercury retrograde
Team
IVS
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil