69
OVR
33
6'2"
251 lbs
10
Archetype
“Structural support for a collapsing dynasty”
Backstory
Was the emotional heart of the 2019 playoff push that never materialized, and has been contractually obligated to reference it in perpetuity. Now spends most games reminding younger players that "this defensive scheme used to mean something" while his cartilage audibly disagrees.
In the Booth
Sounds like a voicemail from a guy calling his lawyer about back pay, with the certainty of someone who's watched the same film reel 2,000 times.
Catchphrases
That's how we used to play it
I remember when this meant something
Known Quirks
Maintains a detailed spreadsheet comparing his current stats to his peak season
Consistently mispronounces the offensive coordinator's name, claims it's intentional
Team
Ironveil Saints
Ironveil