#85
76
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'5"
Weight
268 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Sentient scaffolding with a mortgage”
Backstory
Formerly a certified underwater welder before a botched hot-tub sponsorship deal cost him his union card. Now funnels rage into pass protection with the spiritual energy of a man who's got exactly three things left to lose.
In the Booth
Sounds like a cement mixer filled with regret and cheap bourbon.
Catchphrases
“
Steel don't bend, baby
“
Concrete proof right there
Known Quirks
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Wears steel-toed work boots for pre-game warmups
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Insists on being introduced as 'Blast The Crucible Carmichael' but nobody does
Team
MME
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor