⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Clem Crushborne

Murkmoor Engines

78

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

310 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

animated blast furnace

Clem learned to play football in the parking lot of a defunct steel mill using a ball made from compressed fertilizer bags. He's partially deaf in his left ear from a 2022 sideline collision with his own coach, which he considers character-building rather than a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Gravelly baritone that sounds like it's being filtered through gravel, speaks with inexplicable Southern twang despite being from Michigan.

That's a sack, baby—Murkmoor collects them like they're Pokemon cards

Defensive line built different; built industrial

Wears the same pair of cleats to every game despite them being held together with gaffer tape and pure spite

Has a pre-game ritual of screaming at laminated pictures of famous quarterbacks

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor