86
OVR
31
6'3"
312 lbs
9
Archetype
“Walking slab of reinforced concrete with unresolved anger management issues”
Backstory
A former steel mill foreman, Durning sustained catastrophic injuries when trapped under a collapsed girder for six hours, only to emerge with titanium pins in both knees and an inexplicable 500-pound squat max. He now channels that incident trauma into every snap, treating the offensive line like the production floor that tried to kill him.
In the Booth
Gravelly baritone that sounds like gravel being poured into a metal bucket, each word deliberate and heavy.
Catchphrases
That's how iron gets tested
Reinforced and ready
Known Quirks
Inspects all offensive line calls using a clipboard with a spirit level attached
Refers to defensive linemen as "substandard structural integrity"
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor