⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Dredge Caldwell

Murkmoor Engines

76

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'10"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

“Coal-blooded secondary sentinel”

Dredge learned defensive coverage by meticulously studying the pneumatic shut-off systems of abandoned blast furnaces across three Midwestern states. His legendary shutdown presence stems from a childhood stint as a competitive cheese grater enthusiast in Scrapford County, where he developed an almost pathological need to deny entry to anything crossing his zone.

Speaks in a thick industrial monotone punctuated by the phantom sound of distant jackhammers, every sentence delivered like a factory floor safety announcement.

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Secondary sealed

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Ball denied, principle affirmed

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Collects vintage valve parts from demolished industrial equipment and arranges them in his locker by rust oxidation level

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Insists on wearing exactly 14 layers of compression wear at all times, regardless of weather or opponent heat index

MME

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