#99
77
OVR
Age
31
Height
6'4"
Weight
312 lbs
Pro Yrs
9
Archetype
“sentient slag-heap with NFL eligibility”
Backstory
Durren spent his youth moving tons of molten steel through Pittsburgh foundries, developing the physique of someone who treats multi-ton machinery as his personal gym. When a scout discovered him casually bench-pressing an industrial lathe, they knew they'd found their left tackle.
In the Booth
Sounds like a diesel engine choking on gravel and wet contempt.
Catchphrases
“
That's a smelting.
“
I don't block, I remold.
Known Quirks
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Only wears industrial-grade Timberlands, refuses to remove them even in 100-degree heat.
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Keeps a jagged piece of rebar in his locker and rubs it during timeouts for "conductivity."
Team
MME
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor