#70
78
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'3"
Weight
258 lbs
Pro Yrs
7
Archetype
“Walking industrial accident with anger management issues”
Backstory
Raised in his family's defunct stamping mill in rural Pennsylvania, Slab learned tackling by literally tackling faulty machinery. He once clotheslined a conveyor belt and somehow won.
In the Booth
Sounds like he's speaking through a broken car horn, every word scraped over gravel and regret.
Catchphrases
“
Time to recalibrate some vertebrae
“
Slab don't process, Slab just destroy
Known Quirks
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Insists on wearing his helmet to postgame interviews
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Has named each of his knuckles after different OSHA violation codes
Team
MME
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor