⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Slag Crimpson

Murkmoor Engines

84

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

305 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

“Rusted collision catastrophe”

Discovered in a scrapyard outside Toledo by a Murkmoor scout looking for spare parts, Slag proved he could demolish anything short of a load-bearing wall. He's been fined $47,000 in penalties for trying to tackle the referee.

Speaks in grinding metal screech punctuated by heavy breathing and the occasional proud snort.

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TIME TO CRUSH SOME TIN

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THAT'S ANOTHER DENT IN MY PERMANENT RECORD

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Irons his shoulder pads with an actual industrial press

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Collects broken opposing team helmets in his locker, arranged by dent pattern

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