⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Slag Fortnight

Murkmoor Engines

79

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'3"

Weight

305 lbs

Pro Yrs

5

Immovable sludge engine with oxide sensibilities

Discovered semi-conscious in a Murkmoor scrapyard, Slag claims his defensive peak occurs when deliberately avoiding showers—the more rust, the more unstoppable. Team medical staff surrendered explaining his efficiency and now schedule his "oxidation maintenance windows" between games.

Sounds like a backhoe learning to enunciate; each word coated in industrial contempt and barely concealed disgust for the concept of civilization.

Rust never sleeps and neither do I

Time to get Slag'd down, buddy

Sharpens his helmet ridges with a bench grinder between series

Maintains a collection of broken appliances in his locker that he consults for tactical advice

MME

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