⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Slagg Vermuth

Murkmoor Engines

78

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

318 lbs

Pro Yrs

8

“Rust-blooded foundry foreman who never clocked out”

Drafted straight from Murkmoor Steel Works after a viral video of him bending a load-bearing I-beam with his bare hands and shrugging. Now he treats pass protection like he's personally responsible for keeping the entire facility from collapsing into the molten core.

Sounds like a diesel engine that somehow gained consciousness and learned to resent microphones.

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The line holds or the furnace burns

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That's a pressure-cooker hit right there

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Refuses to take off his grandfather's dented factory foreman cap, keeps it lodged under his helmet

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Only eats from vintage metal lunchboxes and will ignore all reporters during his meal, no exceptions

MME

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