78
OVR
28
6'3"
305 lbs
6
Archetype
“rust-colored wrecking ball with a factory whistle for a heart”
Backstory
Literally forged in a Murkmoor steel mill after a contamination accident baptized his crib in molten ingots, Sludge emerged sentient at age 6 wearing a Murkmoor jersey nobody ordered. He's never confirmed if he's actually made of reinforced tungsten or just method-acting at an Olympic level.
In the Booth
Sounds like a broken PA system drowning in gravel, each word scraped directly from the bottom of an industrial vat.
Catchphrases
Time to corrode the offense
They're wrapped—literally around my ankles now
Known Quirks
Sharpens his cleats with industrial sandpaper in the locker room 45 minutes before kickoff, regardless of game time
Collects jersey lint from the wash cycle and knits elaborate hats he wears to interviews
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor