84
OVR
29
6'4"
216 lbs
6
Archetype
“Diesel-fueled route runner with flanged knuckles”
Backstory
Drafted straight out of a technical college in Youngstown where he spent three years actually operating a blast furnace before scouts noticed he could catch balls one-handed while covered in slag. His hands smell permanently like motor oil and his shoulder pads have scorch marks from the welding torch he insists on bringing to every game.
In the Booth
Sounds like he gargles gravel mixed with industrial cleaner, speaks exclusively in manufacturing plant terminology and non-sequiturs about load-bearing capacity.
Catchphrases
That's a hard hat catch, brother
Torque it down and twist it off
Known Quirks
Refuses team-issued gloves, wraps his hands in burlap like a steelworker and occasionally leaves metal shavings on the ball
Shows up to road games early to inspect stadium HVAC systems and offer unsolicited maintenance advice
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor