#78
77
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'3"
Weight
212 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Riveted beast with precision-timed explosiveness”
Backstory
Former CNC operator whose right arm was nearly amputated by a hydraulic press, then reconstructed with six titanium pins and a mysterious personality recalibration. Now he catches passes with the obsessive precision he once applied to metal tolerances, a skill transfer nobody predicted would actually work.
In the Booth
Flat Rust Belt monotone punctuated by unsolicited OSHA violation anecdotes.
Catchphrases
“
Specifications met
“
Back to the grind
Known Quirks
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Demands post-game ball inspection reports before eating
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Brings actual machinist calipers to film review sessions
Team
MME
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor