⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Vex Cordwell

Murkmoor Engines

82

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'1"

Weight

201 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Blast-furnace sprinter

Drafted out of a Pennsylvania machinery warehouse where he trained catching ball bearings off conveyor belts at 90 mph, Cordwell spent three seasons invisibly on practice squads before the Engines discovered his ability to contort his frame at impossible angles. He's now convinced his body is 60% titanium and 40% spite.

Speaks with mechanical precision, each word clipped like a press brake meeting steel.

Route's forged

Steel protocol

Obsessively polishes his shoulder pads with industrial degreaser between plays

Refuses to wear cleats manufactured after 2003, claiming modern synthetics disrupt his "metallurgical connection"

MME

Murkmoor Engines

Murkmoor