76
OVR
28
6'3"
215 lbs
6
Archetype
“Diesel-fueled iron-will signal-caller”
Backstory
Spent his first two seasons working as a rigger in Murkmoor's south mill complex before being discovered by scouts throwing steel-belted gutter balls at machinery for fun. Still communicates with the offensive line via hand signals he learned from a 1970s factory foreman.
In the Booth
Gravelly monotone with mechanical pauses, like he's constantly being interrupted by industrial machinery in his head.
Catchphrases
That's not a sack, that's unplanned maintenance
We're running this offense like a 1987 Dodge with a rebuilt transmission and no warranty
Known Quirks
Watches game film at 0.25x speed while filing down his cleats with an angle grinder in the film room
Calls timeout to inspect the turf for loose bolts or equipment fragments
Team
Murkmoor Engines
Murkmoor