57
OVR
26
5'10"
215 lbs
4
Archetype
“Endearingly Inept Speed Demon”
Backstory
Drafted 5th round after impressing scouts with his 40-time while wearing the wrong cleats, Brick has spent four seasons proving that raw enthusiasm can occasionally substitute for field awareness. His career-defining moment came when he accidentally ran backwards into the end zone for a safety, then convinced everyone it was 4D chess.
In the Booth
Speaks with unearned confidence in a rapid Appalachian drawl, often realizing mid-sentence he's been explaining the play backwards.
Catchphrases
That's just Brick being Brick
No cap, I meant to cook that
Known Quirks
Celebrates first downs with full Super Bowl choreography regardless of down-and-distance
Carries a rubber duck named 'Coach' to every game for moral support
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick