51
OVR
28
6'3"
255 lbs
6
Archetype
“The Infinite Apology Tour”
Backstory
Drafted in the 2nd round with genuine promise, Chester has since made it his life's work to drop exactly one crucial pass per game—a consistency that Thornwick management has come to admire for its reliability. He once caught a pass in the end zone but got so excited he threw the ball into the stands before scoring, and the crowd loved him more for the failure than most receivers get for touchdowns.
In the Booth
Speaks in a nervous, caffeinated ramble punctuated by confused laughter and apologizing to his offensive coordinator mid-sentence.
Catchphrases
My hands were philosophically unavailable that moment
The ball and I just have different visions for our relationship
Known Quirks
Wears mismatched compression sleeves because he's "not confident enough to commit to a set"
Records TikTok tutorials titled "How NOT to Catch a Football" that unintentionally go viral
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick