#61
62
OVR
Age
28
Height
5'10"
Weight
218 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“The guy who somehow makes worse decisions the more famous he gets”
Backstory
Discovered in a Costco parking lot doing crossover drills between minivans, Dante spent his first three years perfecting the art of running backwards at full speed. His coaching staff has stopped asking why.
In the Booth
High-pitched, constantly slightly out of breath, punctuates sentences with nervous laughter
Catchphrases
“
That's what I'm talking about!
“
Full send or go home
Known Quirks
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Wears his helmet during warm-ups but not during games, claims it's for "mental preparation"
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Provides live commentary to the opposing defense during plays ("not today, not today, NOPE NOPE NOPE")
Team
TWR
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick