76
OVR
26
6'2"
205 lbs
5
Archetype
“The Chaos Cardinal — brilliant one play, inexplicably befuddled the next”
Backstory
Signed by the Ramblers after Denver mysteriously voided his contract, claiming a 'documented mental health retreat' that Darius insists was actually just a very intense fever dream involving sentient horseshoes. Convinced his personal brand is 'kinetic unpredictability,' which is marketing-speak for running the wrong route 38% of the time.
In the Booth
Speaks in audibly smiling non-sequiturs, somehow making even criticism sound like compliments he's accidentally giving to cornerbacks.
Catchphrases
That's the Sprocket Special, baby
I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative route manifestations
Known Quirks
Wears a different lucky chain each game, personally inscribed with increasingly unhinged motivational quotes that shift between spirituality and cryptocurrency
Only practices routes to synthwave soundtracks, has actual statistics claiming his separation improved 17% after discovering a specific speedrun compilation
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick