#39
34
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'5"
Weight
318 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“the guy who celebrates more than he blocks”
Backstory
Drafted 5th round due to illegible scout handwriting, Denver has survived six seasons on pure vibes and pre-game snacks. His preferred blocking technique is aggressive hugging, which referees still haven't ruled on.
In the Booth
Sounds perpetually confused about what sport he's playing, speaks exclusively in throaty "uhhhhh"s and affirmations.
Catchphrases
“
That's a big boy right there
“
My guy, my guy, my GUY
Known Quirks
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Insists on calling the offensive line "The Council of Beef" and refers to each lineman by increasingly absurd nicknames
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Brings his own artisanal hot sauce to every game, applies it to his uniform for "traction"
Team
TWR
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick