64
OVR
26
6'6"
265 lbs
4
Archetype
“enthusiastic liability with occasional glimpses of competence”
Backstory
Originally drafted by Thornwick in the third round, Marcus dropped his first seventeen consecutive passes before catching one in week four and sobbing on the sideline for twenty minutes. He now leads the team in both receptions and post-game Instagram apology threads, a statistic he mentions constantly.
In the Booth
Rapid-fire nervous energy with constant self-deprecating laughs, sounds like he's perpetually one play away from either genuine wisdom or a complete mental breakdown.
Catchphrases
That was a *process* moment, you know?
I'm choosing to see that differently
Known Quirks
Wears his gym clothes backwards on game days for "spiritual protection"
Attempts to high-five refs on every play, leading to repeated unsportsmanlike conduct flags
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick