47
OVR
29
6'6"
210 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Confident Completely-Lost”
Backstory
Drafted 6th overall by the Ramblers after a viral highlight reel that was 40% actual plays and 60% broken coverage schemes, Fumblestein has spent seven years perfecting the art of incompletion through sheer force of will. He once threw four interceptions in a game where his team was up 28 points by halftime.
In the Booth
Enthusiastic and slightly delusional, as if he's narrating his own comeback story even during a live 14-point deficit.
Catchphrases
That's what I call productive chaos
The ball goes where the ball wants to go
Known Quirks
Wears mismatched socks to every game, claims they're lucky
Has named each of his interceptions and keeps a 'throwing gallery' in his locker
Team
Thornwick Ramblers
Thornwick